it's almost christmas, and that can mean only one thing...
a) it's december.
b) it's the most wonderful time of the year
c) you missed your chance to get a 42" flat screen tv for $199
d) adults will lie to their children
e) egg nog lattes are at starbucks
f) therese and rose are giddy with excitement
g) there's less than a month till the wedding
h) malls are busy
i) most people will start their shopping in a couple weeks.
j) booze sales are up
k) the 99% is even more upset
l) homeless people are cold
m) there are a lot of guys wearing scarves
n) questionable decisions are being made at holiday parties
o) chanukah is being spelled hanukkah and vice versa
p) lots of people are wondering what the hell hanukkah is anyway
q) therese and rose are basically wetting their pants with excitement
r) holidays are being invented so as to not alienate anyone
s) people are watching "it's a wonderful life" and "a christmas story" and "a very harold and kumar 3D christmas"
t) use of the letter "x" is way, way up
u) halls are being decked (hall abuse?)
v) people are actually making a business of putting up christmas lights for other, lazier people
w) tim allen's got a movie coming out
x) none of the above
y) all of the above
z) l) and w)
and now for a few great christmas songs:
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